You Me And SASTRA (continued)...

Thanks for the delightful response guys.

Yea so i was talking about attendance right. Though i was not very fond of coming home all the way from there all the time, but when it was needed i had to. And if one has to take leave in the middle of a term in SASTRA he has to face this creature, who has been given an intensive training on how to irritate shit out of students, better known as the Registrar in that part of the world. If one has to attend a wedding, he has to produce proofs of the wedding and the relation he has with the one getting married, and this is not enough, see how, I had to attend sister's wedding and as required i went with the wedding invitation to the Registrar, this is what happened there

Reg- Hmmm so you have come for leave huh?
me- Yes sir, that's what the application says as well.
Reg- what's your CGPA
me- No Sir, you din't understand, i came for leave, for 20 days, i have to go home
Reg- Tell me your CGPA
me- Sir, 9.3 ( you say anythin less than 9 and your leave becomes shorter by some 10 days)
Reg- (looking at the invitation card)-- Your name appears at the very last of the card, how r u related to this person, seems like you are not that important, i can't give u leave now, come after 10 days!
me(thinking)- Dude! wtf??
me(speaking)- Sir, i am the youngest in the family so my name is at the last.
Reg- No, come after 10 days, your CGPA is too less, you need to work harder.
me(thinking)- What the fuck would he have said if i told i had 7?!
Still dint work and i had to sneak out. So you see how things go real funny over attendance there.

People in places like Haryana and Andhra Pradesh think that they have lesser number of females in their states because girls get killed right after birth, but no it's not like that, the reason they don't have much girls there is, all of them get birth in Tamil Nadu! There are girls everywhere! Grocery store, general store, petrol pump!, auto drivers, and ofcourse SASTRA. In all the classes i ever studied there were more girls than guys, how often does that happen in north?! And the best part is the 'gajra'. On an average if you have 20 girls in your class, 15 of them will sport a gajra on their hair, nice thing, scents the whole classroom, but please thorw the poor thing after some 3 hours, because the scent turns into something quite unbearable then. And 18 out of these 20 girls have scored more
than 98% in their 12th board, so you better keep shut when they are talking about their school marks, more so when you have done miracles in your school like me. Because the expressions you will see on their faces when you tell your marks between a bunch of 98%ilers will be something worse than what Aishwarya Rai will have if i go and tell her that i am in love with her and want to have kids with her! Having lots of girls is not a problem, who doesn't want girls around, but the teachers there for some mysterious reason don't seem to like a guy talking to a girl in person, not that they object it but you get to feel the difference after you are spotted with a girl somewhere in the campus. And the differences are again as funny as the rules. Once my mechanical engineering teacher asked me to erase " Exercise 3" and make it " Exercise III", because she saw me with a girl in the canteen, that too on the same table! that's like the most heinous act!

to be continued...